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Napoleon brought oil paintings to war? 5 home art trivia that will make you drop your jaw
Your Walls Need Better Stories
🕰️ Historical Tea
Napoleon's troops literally hauled framed art through battlefields because "campaign core" was a thing in 1798. Meanwhile, your walls are still rocking builder-grade beige? BABE.
💅 The Patring Promise
Our pre-curated sets include:
✨ Museum-grade canvas that survives candlelit wine nights
✨ Frames sturdier than your 2020 quarantine sourdough
✨ Arrangements that make Zillow screenshots jealous